STOP TALKING.
START GROWING.
You know what you need to do. The gym. The books. The discipline.
The Farm gives you the system to actually do it.

Track. Measure. Compete. Grow.
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The Brutal Truth
You already know what to do. The problem isn't information.
It's execution.
Of people fail to stick to their habits beyond 30 days
More likely to succeed when tracking progress with a club
Controllable with the right system and accountability
Build The Foundation.
Every. Single. Day.
Stop overthinking. The gym. The books. The cold showers. Track it. Check it off. Stack your wins. The Farm makes it impossible to lie to yourself about what you actually did today.
- ✓Daily habit tracking with visual streak counters
- ✓Weekly protocol updates that evolve with you
- ✓Real-time accountability—no excuses


The Mirror Lies.
Data Doesn't.
You can't manage what you don't measure. Track weight, reps, circumference—whatever matters to YOUR goals. See the trend lines. Compare to the Club Median. Know exactly if you're winning.
- ✓Track anything: weight, reps, measurements, time
- ✓Weekly & monthly progress charts
- ✓Compare vs. Club Median—see where you stand
You're Not
Doing This Alone.
Join the club of farmers growing every day. Share wins, ask questions, get motivated by Club Medians. No social BS. Just raw numbers and collective accountability.
- ✓Share milestones and connect with farmers
- ✓Compare your stats against Club Medians
- ✓100% anonymous—just you vs. the numbers

Wear Your Growth
Every piece is a reminder: Wake up. Water yourself. Tend to your garden.
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